1. Dog Salmon

I’m a dog salmon I’m goin to hell
I got a face full o teeth…I got a real bad smell
You see I’m starting to rot from the inside
Now I got a shiny black bear
Rippin my pride.

I’m a dog salmon I’m goin to hell
Nobody likes me…but I’ll be your chum buddy so swell
Well I wish some daaaaaayyyys, that I could fly
Like those fat seagulls.
Peckin out my eyes.

I’m a dog salmon I’m goin to hell
And if fish lips could…oh the stories they’d tell
and the old gillnetters, they never will smile
They’re losing money on me
All the while

I’m a dog salmon I’m goin to hell
Ya I fought the rapids and the logjams
Fertilized them eggs deep in the gravel
Well I may be ugly
But I mean no harm…
( Wild Salmon don’t do drugs man! )
I may be ugly
But I mean no harm

At least I won’t die die die
In a fish farm

At least I won’t die die die
In a fish farm